Welcome to Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com

    • Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com work mostly in chicken

One Convenient Locations

in Africa.

Magic Sheets Included

Please, read from sheets.

Arise, Chicken!

Arise! Chicken, Arise! Arise! Arise, Chicken!

Please Provide Fog Machine.

Now, wait for fog machine.
Move over here.       
Better reception.       

Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com feel more comfortable with chicken.

Please don't come after me, ADULT SWIM. It's just for fun!

  •    Convenient Location
  •    Name Pronounced "Billy"
  •    Seances
  •    Work Mostly in Chicken
  •    Or Human Milk Shake or Something Like That

Mega Ultra Chicken?

No! SHHH! He is Legend!


F.A.Q.

- You're Local?

One convenient locations in Africa.

- What do I need to do?

Touch Hands. Now, please, kiss him deep with tongue. Just Kid. Dirty Boy.

- Can you maybe raise something else from the dead bigger than a chicken?

Mega-Ultra-Chicken? No! Shh! He is Legend!

- Why did you make this site?

... Because it didn't exist yet? Duh.